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02/29/2024
PeteRalon007
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PeteRalon007
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Oh God...
... who are you? You've chosen a beautiful azure robe today, which doesn't match the spruce scantling on your head at all, because it looks like someone fished it out of the sawdust box and grafted it onto your flowery head.
Come on, I'll take your hat off and stroke your functional head a little.
Oops, that's fruit coming out! Is that supposed to be a pear? With the tangerine and star anise, which I don't even notice, it looks more like a ripe, juicy blackberry. But never mind, because me gusto mucho.
The floral whisper that follows also gently caresses my receptors, which clearly light up the synthetic lamp, but the alarm still fails to sound. I find it a little difficult to find the boundaries between ylang, magnolia and jasmine, but it's also possible that I'm too uneducated. Gentle flowers, so unfortunately unsuitable for me due to my own ideas of masculinity. And I regularly wear tuberose and tagetes!
Gently, but unfortunately far too soon, your words of resinous vanilla notes and a bit of patchouli fade away, as if everyone was being sent to bed from the rave at 11 pm. Menno, you can't do that! And then you're as shy as a deer on my skin and cling to my clothes for 72 hours. Someone should understand that!
By the way, your lettering is also clearly ambiguous to me. IBIZA NIGHTS. Somehow I immediately think of alcoholized fellow citizens from the proletarian segment and was already afraid that the sweaty bodies I know from the Fullmoon Party or Fusion had been professionally deflowered here. Yes, you're right, I've been reading too much Patrick Süskind. But if you don't bring anything aquatic to the table, don't be surprised that nobody understands your FIRST NAME.
But goodbye now and back in the display case, you will definitely be released for public petting!
Test recommendation!
Come on, I'll take your hat off and stroke your functional head a little.
Oops, that's fruit coming out! Is that supposed to be a pear? With the tangerine and star anise, which I don't even notice, it looks more like a ripe, juicy blackberry. But never mind, because me gusto mucho.
The floral whisper that follows also gently caresses my receptors, which clearly light up the synthetic lamp, but the alarm still fails to sound. I find it a little difficult to find the boundaries between ylang, magnolia and jasmine, but it's also possible that I'm too uneducated. Gentle flowers, so unfortunately unsuitable for me due to my own ideas of masculinity. And I regularly wear tuberose and tagetes!
Gently, but unfortunately far too soon, your words of resinous vanilla notes and a bit of patchouli fade away, as if everyone was being sent to bed from the rave at 11 pm. Menno, you can't do that! And then you're as shy as a deer on my skin and cling to my clothes for 72 hours. Someone should understand that!
By the way, your lettering is also clearly ambiguous to me. IBIZA NIGHTS. Somehow I immediately think of alcoholized fellow citizens from the proletarian segment and was already afraid that the sweaty bodies I know from the Fullmoon Party or Fusion had been professionally deflowered here. Yes, you're right, I've been reading too much Patrick Süskind. But if you don't bring anything aquatic to the table, don't be surprised that nobody understands your FIRST NAME.
But goodbye now and back in the display case, you will definitely be released for public petting!
Test recommendation!
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