Mauw

It’s just baby wipes.

The most expensive way to smell like mid-shelf women’s shampoo from Target.

Plain Quaker Instant Grits: The Perfume, a haiku-
A scent born in fire,
Seminalis, raw and bold,
Instant grits in air.

A blood-orange dominant furniture polish. It doesn't smell bad, but I don't want to smell like it.

“Old man in the woods.”