05/07/2024
Ultim8
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You hate your fellow human beings? Take Meluzyna.
During a perfume test evening, a colleague brought this... whatever it's supposed to be.
Probably to torture us all.
At first sniff and wrinkling our noses, we didn't know how to classify it. Until one of us said: "You know when the water collects at the bottom of the organic waste? That's what it smells like!"
We all agreed and I think there were a few gagging moments.
After a while, the smell in the room finally dissipated and when we smelled the tester again, the scent changed completely to one that we could only associate with a damp, run-down forest hut covered in moss.
Even a week later, the test strip still smelled and I wonder who really wants to smell like that. Unless you don't want anyone to come near you under any circumstances and approach you. Then great for the office or when shopping.
Probably to torture us all.
At first sniff and wrinkling our noses, we didn't know how to classify it. Until one of us said: "You know when the water collects at the bottom of the organic waste? That's what it smells like!"
We all agreed and I think there were a few gagging moments.
After a while, the smell in the room finally dissipated and when we smelled the tester again, the scent changed completely to one that we could only associate with a damp, run-down forest hut covered in moss.
Even a week later, the test strip still smelled and I wonder who really wants to smell like that. Unless you don't want anyone to come near you under any circumstances and approach you. Then great for the office or when shopping.
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